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Post by BigFaker on Sept 1, 2009 18:47:51 GMT -5
Leeds United ticket office won't let me buy 2 tickets for the Leeds v Liverpool game, and I'm not gonna go bymyself like a loner.
What's the point paying £30-£40 a year just for a membership card when it'll only let you buy 1 ticket for the bigger games anyway!!
BATES OUT!
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Post by dinosaur on Sept 1, 2009 21:05:25 GMT -5
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Post by fakegalaxy fag #1 on Sept 1, 2009 22:11:00 GMT -5
Who do you hate so much that you want to bring them to a Leeds game with you?
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Post by BigFaker on Sept 2, 2009 13:09:01 GMT -5
I'm an unfunny micropenis sufferer with nothing better to do than to pretend I've ever been within a foot of a vagina. Who do you hate so much that you want to bring them to a Leeds game with you? Hey...... fuck Barnet.... I think.....  |
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Post by Mutant Leprechaun on Sept 2, 2009 16:40:04 GMT -5
Who do you hate so much that you want to bring them to a Leeds game with you? I don't know, I've heard watching Leeds get the unholy piss kicked out of them can be quite therapeutic. Thenagain, I support Everton. |
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Post by dinosaur on Sept 2, 2009 18:50:37 GMT -5
I have 1 joke when it comes to Dinosaur, say he has a small penis and is a virgin, hilarity would ensue, but it doesn't because I'm a creepy nonse. Legit fucking mongo. |
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Post by BigFaker on Sept 2, 2009 19:12:50 GMT -5
I have 1 joke when it comes to Dinosaur, say he has a small penis and is a virgin, hilarity would ensue, but it doesn't because I'm a creepy nonse. Legit fucking mongo. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Except it wasn't a joke you deluded braindead bowl of discharge. Do yourself a favour, put on your nipple clamps, head on over to 4chan and strum yourself stupid to that CP you're so fond of. And you spelt nonce wrong, cuntface amateur. |
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Post by fakegalaxy fag #1 on Sept 2, 2009 19:16:55 GMT -5
I don't care if you have ever even seen a women or if your dick is the size of a lego, you are are completely unfunny; which isn't necessarily a bad thing. I have realized many times that not everyone can be funny, but you have to understand your weaknesses, some of the best posters here aren't really all that funny, but they are nice or informative.
Mutant is one of my favorite posters here, she isn't hilariously funny, but most of the time she doesn't even try to be. Sure she will have a clever post here and a laugh inducing one there, but she never feels the need to force the joke. You do. It is fucking annoying.
For example, the post that Fake called you out on, where you just bolded loner, wasn't funny. You know that it wasn't funny. Christ dude, it wasn't even a joke, you took a quote completely out of context and added no context that would've made it funny. Did you think people would laugh at that? If not, what did you plan on accomplishing by posting that?
Fake was trying to make you realize that you aren't funny and very few people enjoy an attention whore, you don't need to get defensive. I can almost assure you that Fake isn't alone in his opinion, so I suggest that you stop calling names and just try to change. If you can't, the internet is a big place, go to another website on it.
You raging cunt.
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Post by BigFaker on Sept 2, 2009 19:21:54 GMT -5
I don't care if you have ever even seen a women or if your dick is the size of a lego, you are are completely unfunny; which isn't necessarily a bad thing. I have realized many times that not everyone can be funny, but you have to understand your weaknesses, some of the best posters here aren't really all that funny, but they are nice or informative. Mutant is one of my favorite posters here, she isn't hilariously funny, but most of the time she doesn't even try to be. Sure she will have a clever post here and a laugh inducing one there, but she never feels the need to force the joke. You do. It is fucking annoying. For example, the post that Fake called you out on, where you just bolded loner, wasn't funny. You know that it wasn't funny. Christ dude, it wasn't even a joke, you took a quote completely out of context and added no context that would've made it funny. Did you think people would laugh at that? If not, what did you plan on accomplishing by posting that? Fake was trying to make you realize that you aren't funny and very few people enjoy an attention whore, you don't need to get defensive. I can almost assure you that Fake isn't alone in his opinion, so I suggest that you stop calling names and just try to change. If you can't, the internet is a big place, go to another website on it. You raging cunt. Great post! Spot on. |
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Post by dinosaur on Sept 3, 2009 4:44:50 GMT -5
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Except it wasn't a joke you deluded braindead bowl of discharge. Do yourself a favour, put on your nipple clamps, head on over to 4chan and strum yourself stupid to that CP you're so fond of. And you spelt nonce wrong, cuntface amateur. hyuck hyuck durr. Do yourself a favour, shut up, fuck off. If you didn't get what I was saying with it, you're a fucking idiot. Simple. |
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Post by dinosaur on Sept 3, 2009 4:52:16 GMT -5
For example, the post that Fake called you out on, where you just bolded loner, wasn't funny. You know that it wasn't funny. Christ dude, it wasn't even a joke, you took a quote completely out of context and added no context that would've made it funny. Did you think people would laugh at that? If not, what did you plan on accomplishing by posting that? . 1) No. I didn't think people would laugh at it. As it wasn't a joke. 2) Try thinking about it. I'm sorry bigfake if you didn't get what I was saying, but I wasn't making a joke at your expense. You automatically attacked me without understanding what I was saying, of course I was going to get defensive. I quoted "loner" because it's a pathetic (shallow) excuse, I mean, come on, if it's something you want to go to see, who gives a shit if you have someone there or not. I was taking your side. Seriously dude, for someone supposedly funny, you're awfully uptight. Most people would have gotten it or ignored it, you did neither and acted like a mental case. Yet I'm the raging cunt? Yeah, right. Okay. Why should I bother even posting if everybody thinks anything I say is a joke or an attack on someone? I thought it was pretty self explanatory. Clearly not (which admittedly is my own fault), and if this is how quickly things are going to degenerate into petty insults I think I am wasting my time. BigFake, if you have a problem with me, a legitimate personal issue with me, take it up with me on msn, I see you online enough. |
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Post by hacksawinc on Sept 3, 2009 16:15:14 GMT -5
It was not abundantly clear what you were trying to convey by bolding out loner honestly. Your explination, that being alone is a poor excuse not to attend an event, was not at all expressed by the singular word "loner". I'm just sayin.
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Post by dinosaur on Sept 3, 2009 16:56:02 GMT -5
It was not abundantly clear what you were trying to convey by bolding out loner honestly. Your explination, that being alone is a poor excuse not to attend an event, was not at all expressed by the singular word "loner". I'm just sayin. Obviously not, otherwise he probably never would have attacked me. Though I can't be sure. It was supposed to read BigFake wrote(said) "Loner". Now if I was calling BigFake a loner, why would I quote him as saying it? I was pointing out the word. His use of language. The noun. The single word which summed up what he was upset about in the first place. I will freely admit it didn't work, a failing on my part. So I can't really blame bigfake for acting like a mongo, though a "what?" would have sufficed. Eh, whatever, I can't say I'm particularly fond of this. |
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Post by hacksawinc on Sept 3, 2009 20:39:00 GMT -5
And now we have all learned a lesson, a lesson of love. Let's all hug.
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Post by dinosaur on Sept 3, 2009 21:41:04 GMT -5
And now we have all learned a lesson, a lesson of love. Let's all hug.  Yeah, I'm pretty much done with it. Not hugging that is. I like hugging. |
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